At the dentist

Feeling kind of angry because I don't get any valium
And that bastard gets my wisdom teeth

He probably doesn't appreciate the sacrifices I've
Been through for their sake, all the glasses of milk
I drank to make them big and burly,

Like Xena, Warrior Princess

For President

On a bumpersticker
On the bumper of a 1987 Subaru

Yay, that hurt. I'm going to rest my lips on this cotton roll for a while, while my jaw slackens up from the tangy twang of my maxillofacial nerve blowing in the breeze at the back of my mouth.

It's a good thing I like jello.