Pillsbury Orange Rolls are my favorite food. I believe they are the perfect food. Enough carbos to keep your energy level up
Enough sugar to overcome the drudgery
Sitting in the corner, they can tell what you are watching on TV. You know that, don't you? That's what this new technology is all about
Them. Watching You.
No, I'm just kidding. Not really. It's all really about you, and making your life simpler. Don't you believe all those commercials they stream at you?
I just found out on Friday that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints owns Mountain Dew. But devout Mormons don't trink caffiene.
Does Bill Gates buy his books from amazon.com?